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16.06.2025 01:38
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Taking five minutes a day to do this can improve happiness, study finds - San Francisco Chronicle
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Thunder-Pacers: SGA, OKC rally to win Game 4 of NBA Finals - Al Jazeera
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way
Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
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Is it recommended to leave a note in a lost wallet asking for it to be returned?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Thumbs down again.
Whats the rule that makes "please" pronounced the same as "pleas"?